This:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=431555486931761&set=a.357624300991547.89108.357603204326990&type=1&ref=nf
Grrr.
Thank the Lord I have a girl, who is therefore always totally clean, mostly immobile, and has no interest in wrecking havoc.
This was shared on Facebook by a toddler-mother friend. I needed to tell some one about it without getting being ostracised from all future toddler-mother events.
Grrrr.
Ack! Feel your pain. My sister and I were definitely none of the things you just described. We must have been terrible girls, with all our mess and mayhem!