Sicky Bad

Kraken-lovers, what can I say? If you’ve missed me this last couple of weeks it’s because I’m not a very well kraken at the mo. Thanks to a gruesome case of facial cellulitis I’ve been not just laid low but hospitalised. It’s been one fuck of a time too. Let’s just say that at one point pale-faced doctors gathered at the end of my bed and wondered whether I’d ever live to say the words ‘cockwomble’, ‘ferret-arsed’ or ‘spaff-basket’ again. Naturally, though, my rage helped me pull through. Now all I have to do is gather my strength for my next assault on humanity. So stick with me, watch this space and rest assured that once I’ve kicked this condition in the suppurating cock I’ll be back, Terminator stylee.

Mwah!

The Kraken x

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9 Responses to Sicky Bad

  1. Helen says:

    I was wondering why it was so quiet all of a sudden. Sounds nasty. I hope you are feeling much better now.

  2. Rin Hamburgh says:

    Oh no! Poor you :( Hope you feel better really, really, really quickly xxx

  3. Diane Martin says:

    oooh, sorry to hear that my favourite Kraken has been under the weather. I hope you are feeling much better soon and back to being fire-breathing fit. xxx

  4. Elspeth says:

    Sheesh! You’re the 3rd person in recent weeks in my general sphere of people-who-I-know-exist to have cellulitis. Nasty stuff, it is. Does it cheer you up any to hear that you’ve had by far the worst case of the three?

  5. Judy says:

    May the wrath and the health be back in force soon. Loving your rage.

  6. Alison Cross says:

    That’s bloody awful – hope you’re back to your usual black fury soon. Best wishes (I’d send hugs but it’s not really The Kraken Way :-D )

    Ali x

  7. jLo says:

    Feel better soon!

  8. EDen says:

    Holy incendiary disposable bedpans, Kraken….good to hear you’re on the mend though. Just remember to wear the steel toe caps when you’re kicking that cock.

  9. Kim says:

    That sounds horrible! Hope you’re up and at ‘em soon.

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