Tag Archives: poverty
Head Count
Hot balls! I’ve seen some bollocks being passed off as journalism in my time but last week something in The Times caught my eye and rendered me so enraged that the paper later had to be retrieved from the … Continue reading
Empty mouths
You’ll never have guessed this, kraken-lovers, but I’m an arsy old scrote. I’m an even arsier old scrote first thing in the morning. So you can imagine what I was like when I received my local paper at breakfast time … Continue reading
Feeling the Benefit
Well, bugger me. I chose one bollock of a time to take a week off didn’t I? As soon as I’d frantically signalled a time-out for the purpose of scoffing chocolate the nation promptly downloaded the contents of its collective … Continue reading
Poor Show
Look, before I start I know that we are living in straitened times. We’re all broke and missing out on holidays and promising ourselves that if we ever meet George Osborne in the street we’ll punch the little fucker in … Continue reading
Poverty Sells
You know that thing where you feel so exasperated that you want to lie face down on the carpet until you drown in the shit of the feral cats that have broken into your house? That. That, that and that. … Continue reading