Tag Archives: kids
The Talk
Whoa there! Far be it from me to tell parents how to rear their young because, frankly, I am doing only a marginally better job of it than a feral cat with brain disease and missing teats. However, this week … Continue reading
Shady (the clean version)
As a special treat to a kraken-lover, the below post has been cleansed of curse words. If you want the original version, replete with all manner of sweariness, check out the original version below. Oh my giddy nibblets. Just when … Continue reading
Shady
Oh my giddy shit. Just when I thought the ability of humans to be crass stopped with Nadine Dorries I was proved wrong by this. Look, as much as I know that millions of people have read Fifty Shades of Grey … Continue reading
Storm Clouds
Kraken-lovers, I am at a crisis point. Yes, yes, another one. You see, Kraken Junior, my four year old spawn, has decided to push me so close to the edge that right now I am dangling from a cliff top … Continue reading
Hey, Baby
Oh my giddy shit. There I was last week, bumbling about in Smyths, the toy store, when I came across something so hideous that I had to regain my composure by rocking back n forth in a hastily constructed nest … Continue reading