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Brave Heart

Another day, another globule of trickling arse-flannel from Disney. Look, you kraken-lovers should know by now that the ubiquitous Disney princesses have the same impact upon my blood pressure as a blocked artery. I never believed that anything so  inane … Continue reading

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What in the giddy fathoms of fuck is this? Thanks to a merry band of kraken-lovers I have been sent details of a product that is available on the website of trinket-floggers Argos. Thing is, before I tell you about … Continue reading

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Disney Despair

Something grim has happened to me over the last five years since the day Kraken Junior clawed her way through my cervix like a feral moggy at a catflap. I’ve developed an arch nemesis, an enemy so dark, so destructive … Continue reading

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