Tag Archives: shopping

Seasons Bloody Greetings

Look, I knew I’d be writing about this at some point in the next couple of months but, for fuck’s sake, I never expected it to be this early. In fact I can barely bring myself to type the next … Continue reading

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You know, I can’t be arsed to find out who said that life was a series of crushing disappointments but, by Christ, whoever it was was talking about my day. Yesterday. Sunday 15 July 2012. Now, hard as this may … Continue reading

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Today, lucky kraken-lovers, I thought you’d like to hear about my car-buying experiences. I know, I know, you can thank me when you see me. Anyway, my little kraken family and I bought a car this weekend, and while it … Continue reading

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If, the next time I go into a supermarket, I get stuck behind two shoppers who are pushing their trolleys abreast of each other while chatting about fuck all I’m going to beat them to death with a frozen chicken.  … Continue reading

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Dazed and Confused

D’know, there are some things that leave me so deeply bewildered by their popularity that I suspect I’ve unknowingly had a run in with a flux capacitor. Whereas all around me are foaming with excitement at the vagaries of popular culture, … Continue reading

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