Tag Archives: driving

Calling All Car Goblins

Just a short letter to the guy who parked next to me in Tesco’s car park yesterday… Dear Sir It was lovely to meet with you yesterday. You have no idea how overjoyed I was when I found that you’d … Continue reading

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Off With Their Wheels 2

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Remember my post on Nov 4 about mobility scooters twatting about on our local roads? And how one road hogging geriatric had adorned his scooter with wing mirrors? Well get this. Tonight I was driving along … Continue reading

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Park Life

People who park their cars like wankers. They’re the sort who can fuck my day up to the point that I’m unable to function as a rational human being.  At my favourite coffee shop this morning  – which has a … Continue reading

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Car Goblins

Arsing along the M4 today we were passed by one of those Toyota Hilux flatbed truck things. Problem was that it had a bumper sticker that made me gasp loud enough for Conjugal Kraken to swerve violently. It read: My … Continue reading

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Off With Their Wheels

Like Saga-sponsored roadblocks, mobility fucking scooters seem to have taken over my local byways. As if driving isn’t enough of a shriek-inducing pisser, this takes my level of road rage to Raoul Moat levels. Aye, those puttering armchairs that ferry the … Continue reading

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