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Tiny Tears

You have to goggle at the complete and utter bilge spouted in the name of parenting advice don’t you? In fact I’ve just heard a nugget that is only marginally better than hearing that torn up sheets wedged in your … Continue reading

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Just Kidding

You know what, kraken-grabbers, when it comes to parenting I don’t have a single clue about what is going on. Every morning I wake up like an amnesiac, wondering what the fuck that bouncing kid is doing in my house. … Continue reading

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Drop Dead

Christ, that’ll teach me. There I was thinking that after five years of parenting I had finally developed a vague grasp of what is expected of me when, bam! I was kicked so hard in the parental ballsack that I’ve … Continue reading

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Lies, (not so) Damned Lies

Spare me the useless bloody information, will you? See, a study of families published in the International journal of Psychology has found that parents tell lies to alter how their children behave. No shit, Sherlock. Fuck knows how much time … Continue reading

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