Category Archives: Sexism

Deaf Ears

Here’s a first for The Kraken. Instead of being enraged to the point of exuding through my pores boiling spleen juice, today I am mostly heartsore. I know, I know. Who’d have thunk. You see, I had a bit of … Continue reading

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Rape Night

Hold the boat, kraken lovers. Hold the bloody boat. I have just read something so heinous and bleak-hearted in that faux-newspaper for mouthbreathers, The Metro, that I may have to leave you a moment to soak my frontal lobes in … Continue reading

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Shapeless

Kraken lovers, it looks as if I’ve been living my life in some sort of rum induced fug. I’ve just turned 43 years of age (although I don’t look a day over 61)but I have only just realised that for … Continue reading

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Cop Out

Look, if you read Monday’s post you’ll know that when I switch on the television the result is much like plugging my frontal lobes into and electricity socket labelled, “For the love of fuck!”. That’s because I routinely see the … Continue reading

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Bum Note

One of my few places of solitude is my sewing shed, where I sit amongst a mountain of fabric and bobbins while rustling up dresses and shoving Jaffa Cakes into my mouth, ideally three at a time. I’m living the … Continue reading

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