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Category Archives: Sleb
Sucking Up
Fuck knows why I turn the TV on any more. It’s like opening Satan’s spincter with a hot speculum and watching the contents of his digestive tract pour onto my living room floor. And that doesn’t get any more … Continue reading
Dead Set
For fuck sake spare me, will you? You see, thanks to last week’s demise of the fist-curlingly glorious Nelson Mandela the world has witnessed one of the most heinous practises this side of Harold Shipman agreeing to grace grandma … Continue reading
Bridget Jones Must Die
Bloody spare me, will you? You see, I wrote about the heinous Bridget Jones as an ‘everywoman’ back in February, but such is my rage at the latest pre-publication pimpage of the next novel that I need to do it all … Continue reading
Whipped Up
You know, the only decent reason I can think of for the existence of Rupert Murdoch is that without Sky+ I’d be subjected to such rage-inducing programming that I’d need to tazered. However, as much as I try to … Continue reading
Cockwombelry
As you can imagine, kraken-lovers, there are a lot of people who make me piss-freezingly furious. In fact if a load of you got together you could probably play bullshit bingo quite easily with the proceeds of my blog over … Continue reading
