Category Archives: Public

When you’re surrounded by idiots

Man Alive!

Well, shag me backwards and spit out the bits, for I have news of great joy to impart! It may have come to your notice that last Friday was Sport Relief day, or whatever you call the annual BBC festival … Continue reading

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Blood Sisters

  Look, if you have read this blog for any length of time you’ll know by now that I’m not shy when it comes to discussing bodily functions. In fact, most of my posts contain some reference or other to … Continue reading

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Seeing Red

Kraken-lovers, you will struggle to believe this but it has recently been brought to my attention that I have an anger problem. In fact, this alleged anger problem has been known to manifest itself right here on my blog, apparently … Continue reading

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Tits Up

Ok, so if you have been anywhere near this blog, my Facebook account or my Twitter timeline in the last 48 hours you’ll know that I’ve been raving like a crack-addicted monkey that’s been forced into detox. Such is my … Continue reading

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Wheely?

Kraken-lovers, after having an entirely blog free week, thanks to the enforced parenting otherwise known as half-term, I’ve had to restrict such phrases as ‘foaming knackersacker’, ‘ staggerment of cock’ and ‘wearing his fucking kidneys as earmuffs’ for when I’ve … Continue reading

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