Category Archives: Parenting

The perils, angst and blind panic of spawning

Royally Fucked

You know those days when you see a headline that is so staggering that you have to check that you’ve taken the right meds? Just in case you really are hallucinating after all? Well I’m having one of those days … Continue reading

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Liar liar

Just in case you hadn’t noticed, kraken-lovers, Christmas will soon be upon us like a shower of wee from a bus-station drunk. And I have to say that as a parent it is testing me to the utter fucking limit. … Continue reading

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Potty Mouth

Hot knackersacks! You know how, when you have a child, you find yourself being flogged every conceivable gadget this side of a milky tit? Well thanks to the journalist Siobhan O’Neill, I’ve been furnished with a press release about what … Continue reading

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Wearing Thin

Pass me a cold poultice! I fear I may have exploded a frontal lobe and I need to contain the damage.  You see, a wondrous journalist and social media gnu otherwise known as Joanne Mallon waved the following flag of … Continue reading

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The Fat and the Furious

Hold the boat! Just hold the fucking boat, will you? You see thanks to a rather stupendous creature called Glosswitch I’ve been alerted to an article that appeared on the Daily Telegraph’s website yesterday. It was about that bottled essence of … Continue reading

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