Author Archives: The Kraken

Time Out!

Kraken-lovers, it may have come to your attention that the annual celebration of cheap chocolate is almost upon us. That’s why you won’t be hearing from me for another fortnight. No, not because I’ll be belly-up on the sofa with … Continue reading

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Love Boat

As you can imagine, kraken-lovers, it takes a lot to creep me out, not just because I am an underwater creature of wrath and the scourge of mouth-breathers the world over but because in my spare time I like to … Continue reading

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Dumbed Down

Whoa! What is it we have here then? You see, it might not have escaped your notice, kraken-lovers, that amongst all of the social idiocies that I write about sexism and the need for feminism is right up there with … Continue reading

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Backstabbers

Look, even though I am The Kraken I spend a lot of time looking beyond my barnacled tentacles in an effort to understand the human condition. I know, I know, you’re welcome. And yes, in my rum-softened states I understand … Continue reading

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Mail Pox

Kraken-lovers, yesterday I did something so embogglingly deranged that it was the equivalent of feeding my ovaries to a crow. I  - deep breath – looked at an article on the Daily Mail website. Now, I didn’t mean to because … Continue reading

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