Author Archives: The Kraken

Oh, Go On…

Posted on May 17, 2013 by The Kraken

Right, kraken-lovers. I’ve been banging on at you all week so now it’s your turn to bang on at me. And I really don’t give a shit about what you want to bang on about. This is your chance to … Continue reading →

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Toss-ectomy

Posted on May 16, 2013 by The Kraken

You know what? The moment I read the headlines about Angelina Jolie sacrificing her boobage for her health I knew that the world’s arse-marbles would crawl out of the virtual skirtingboard to bemoan the demise of their favourite toss material. … Continue reading →

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Brave Heart

Posted on May 15, 2013 by The Kraken

Another day, another globule of trickling arse-flannel from Disney. Look, you kraken-lovers should know by now that the ubiquitous Disney princesses have the same impact upon my blood pressure as a blocked artery. I never believed that anything so  inane … Continue reading →

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Head Count

Posted on May 14, 2013 by The Kraken

  Hot balls! I’ve seen some bollocks being passed off as journalism in my time but last week something in The Times caught my eye and rendered me so enraged that the paper later had to be retrieved from the … Continue reading →

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Age Rage

Posted on May 13, 2013 by The Kraken

  Bloody hell. You know how the definition of relaxation is having the time to flick through a favourite magazine? Well I did just that this weekend but rather than becoming relaxed I became so saturated with fury and bile … Continue reading →

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