Tag Archives: writing

Write Off

Posted on December 14, 2011 by The Kraken

You know the author, Dan Brown? He of such laughable tomes as The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons? Well his writing is such vile and ridiculous piffle, so cliched, predictable and – pardon the technical jargon – shite … Continue reading →

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Tits Up 2

Posted on October 22, 2011 by The Kraken

Thank fuck for @caitlinmoran. We have a joint dismay of the flaunted funbags and muffular regions of wimmin singers. Between my last blog post and her latest column we could start a revolution to save our daughters from attending their … Continue reading →

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Face Ache

Posted on October 9, 2011 by The Kraken

Now, those of you who know me know that I’m a book obsessive. Every room in my lair is lined with books (including my shed). So it goes without saying that I’ve seen the mug shots of many an author. … Continue reading →

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The Yips

Posted on September 18, 2011 by The Kraken

Just told my beloved that I’ll only spread the word about this blog when I’m more confident that it’s any good. His response? “Good? You’re literate and ranty and and not always in that order. What more do you want?” … Continue reading →

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A P-p-p-p-portion of Veale

Posted on September 18, 2011 by The Kraken

Just thought. If you want to know more about what I, The Kraken, and her family does (but without the rage and profanities) have a sniff of martinveale.blogspot.com.  He’s the lucky bastard who married me, sired a child with me … Continue reading →

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