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On Yer Bike

Posted on September 23, 2013 by The Kraken

You know what? I’d rather not be privy to a daily digest of cocketude and piss-idiocy but, sadly, I am. Today isn’t even a fleeting shadow of an exception thanks to kraken-lover of staggerment, Jon Smalldon, because he’s kindly furnished … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, Sexism | Tagged Assos, cycling, women | 7 Comments

Press the Button

Posted on September 12, 2013 by The Kraken

Hot bollocks on a foaming carpet of shit shards! Kraken-lovers I have something to show you but you have to be warned first. It is something that will either fundamentally shatter your frontal lobes or make you gouge out your … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, Sexism | Tagged labia, My New Pink Button, women | 11 Comments

Chemical Brothers

Posted on August 8, 2013 by The Kraken

Look, before I begin you need to know that I have many days where rapping my head against my desk feels like the only solution to the perpetual cock-wankery of the world around me. Today, though, I’d have to … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, Sexism | Tagged science, women | 4 Comments

An Education

Posted on July 9, 2013 by The Kraken

Whoa there! Hold the boat Captain Fuckhart, hold the boat. What’s this I see on the horizon? It’s not an iceberg, it’s not the doldrums and it as sure as shit ain’t the good ship HMS Equality. Ah, but … Continue reading →

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Posted in Culture, Sexism, Sleb, Uncategorized | Tagged Boris Johnson, university, women | 5 Comments

All For One

Posted on July 2, 2013 by The Kraken

Hot buckets of simpering knob-swabs! Tell me, how did society manage to turn the relatively benign pursuit of clothes-shopping into such a ferociously enraging activity? I remember a time when picking up a frock was fun. Now, though, you’re … Continue reading →

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