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The Dark Age

Dennis Waterman. What a complete and utter fucker. I would like to go even further and use the C-word but I fear for the heart rates of some of my readers. Anyway, like I said, fucker.  Why, pray? Cop a … Continue reading

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Beauty Myth

Liz Hurley. Isn’t she just vile? I’ve just had one of her quotes pointed out to me, a jumble of words that have made me search for a corner in which to vomit. And while this quote was uttered many … Continue reading

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Bap Attack

Could someone do me a favour and remove Loose Women’s Denise Welch from the public eye? Because if she flashes her tits one more time I’m going to have to remove my own eyes, decontaminate them, encase them in concrete … Continue reading

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Falling Stars

Look, just tell me that’s not Gary Glitter who’s, er, popped up on Twitter will you? Either him, or some nutbag fake him, has started a Twitter account announcing a comeback tour, autobiography and various other activities for covering up … Continue reading

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Bleeurgh

Alex fucking James: strummer, cheese fondler, champagne swigger, failed artist, professional toff, skint festival organiser, Sun columnist and now sell-out personal plaything of McDonalds, KFC and Greggs. What a complete and utter tosser. Just sayin’. What do you think of … Continue reading

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