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On Yer Bike

Posted on August 17, 2012 by The Kraken

Before I start, be warned that this post may be riddled with typos because I’m having to concentrate really fucking hard on controlling my a) breathing, b) rage and c) urge to terrorise any given outlet of Halfords. See, in … Continue reading →

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Star Struck

Posted on August 12, 2012 by The Kraken

Astrology. What in the fuck, I must ask, is this all about? Because while I have never believed in this rape of the heavens via the Daily Mirror puzzles page, I’ve always been happy to let believers carry on their … Continue reading →

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Bird Brains

Posted on August 7, 2012 by The Kraken

No. Just no. I declare here and now that if one more Olympic commentator refers to the female competitors as ‘ladies’ rather than ‘women’ I will not be responsible for my distinctly unsporting javelin-based actions. This isn’t 195-fucking-4. It’s 20-fucking-12 … Continue reading →

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Fishy Business

Posted on July 17, 2012 by The Kraken

Bugger me if this last weekend didn’t present me with the most freakish sight. Perusing the TV listings for the weekend I discovered that Sky Sports 2 was broadcasting Fish O Mania, five and a half hours of live – … Continue reading →

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And Another Thing…

Posted on May 21, 2012 by The Kraken

…the Jubilee celebrations. Well OK, not the Jubilee itself, just the way the nation has been suddenly smothered with the Union Jack. Jesus, it’s what the country would look like if the BNP won a general election. I stumbled into … Continue reading →

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