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Tag Archives: sport
Sport Relief
You know what, Kraken-lovers? I’ve seen some bogglesome cockularity in my time but the video I’ve just seen of the tennis player Eugenie Bouchard being grilled about her sex life minutes after beating Ana Ivanovic at the Australian open has … Continue reading
On Yer Bike
Before I start, be warned that this post may be riddled with typos because I’m having to concentrate really fucking hard on controlling my a) breathing, b) rage and c) urge to terrorise any given outlet of Halfords. See, in … Continue reading
Star Struck
Astrology. What in the fuck, I must ask, is this all about? Because while I have never believed in this rape of the heavens via the Daily Mirror puzzles page, I’ve always been happy to let believers carry on their … Continue reading
Bird Brains
No. Just no. I declare here and now that if one more Olympic commentator refers to the female competitors as ‘ladies’ rather than ‘women’ I will not be responsible for my distinctly unsporting javelin-based actions. This isn’t 195-fucking-4. It’s 20-fucking-12 … Continue reading
Fishy Business
Bugger me if this last weekend didn’t present me with the most freakish sight. Perusing the TV listings for the weekend I discovered that Sky Sports 2 was broadcasting Fish O Mania, five and a half hours of live – … Continue reading
