Tag Archives: sex

Talking Cock

Posted on January 31, 2013 by The Kraken

Whoa there! What in the fuck is this? Now before I tell you what’s making my eyes weep tears of hot spinal fluid I need you to know that I never read the Daily Mail. Ever. I’m permanently furious as … Continue reading →

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In Sickness and in Cradle Cap

Posted on November 27, 2012 by The Kraken

Look, I’m not saying that children are the marital equivalent of a serial killer running amok through a frat house. I’m just saying the insertion of children into a marriage can turn nuptial delight into a nuptial nightmare. You know … Continue reading →

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Shady (the clean version)

Posted on November 7, 2012 by The Kraken

As a special treat to a kraken-lover, the below post has been cleansed of curse words. If you want the original version, replete with all manner of sweariness, check out the original version below. Oh my giddy nibblets. Just when … Continue reading →

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Shady

Posted on November 7, 2012 by The Kraken

Oh my giddy shit. Just when I thought the ability of humans to be crass stopped with Nadine Dorries I was proved wrong by this. Look, as much as I know that millions of people have read Fifty Shades of Grey … Continue reading →

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Jingle Jangle

Posted on October 1, 2012 by The Kraken

Jimmy Savile. You know, I blogged about how much this guy gave me the shits on the day he died. I managed to do it without mentioning the words ‘sexual’, ‘abuse’ and ‘children’ but those were the exact words that … Continue reading →

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