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Liar liar

Just in case you hadn’t noticed, kraken-lovers, Christmas will soon be upon us like a shower of wee from a bus-station drunk. And I have to say that as a parent it is testing me to the utter fucking limit. … Continue reading

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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa I hope you are thriving up there at the North Pole and that you’re ready to creep down my chimney next week like an ageing pervert with a soot-fetish. We’re all very excited about you visiting us. Conjugal … Continue reading

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