Tag Archives: pregnancy

Tunnel Vision

What in the swivelling rectum of Satan’s nymph is this? See, there I was thinking that women had successfully fulfilled the role of the nation’s favourite punchbags when I discover that there is a fuck of a lot more punching … Continue reading

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Dear Kate…

Right, my kraken-lovin’ deviants, I wrote the following post last week for Bad Salad but now that Kate Middleton is knocked-up by royal appointment and is busily creating a human with a statesman-like demeanour and a stout wave, I’m giving it … Continue reading

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You Sexy Thing

There’s nothing like a scabrous trend to make me unhinged and thanks to the glorious pointing and waving of Cathy Bussey I am more unhinged than usual. You see Cathy had the misfortune of searching for ‘motherhood’ on a stock picture site … Continue reading

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