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That’s Rich

Tell you what, kraken-fumblers, I’ve read some festering bollocks in my time but this weekend I was privy to such a massive pile of cock that I had to be led to a dark, sealed room. You see, I took … Continue reading

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No Style

Right, you lot. Remember Monday’s post which lamented the “font-fucked misdemeanours” that the weekend’s newspapers had committed? Well, care of the Sunday Times Style magazine I have a corker. And that includes if you are a bloke because said magazine … Continue reading

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Paper Chase

Oh, spare me. It seems that we women have now become such a niche section of society that we’re deserving of our own ickle bit of The Daily Telegraph newspaper. In fact, so convinced are the brains behind the toff-tastic … Continue reading

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Three’s a Crowd

You know what? I’m still thinking about tits. Even though I’ve splashed my bile over the whole Kate Middleton debacle I still have baps on the brain. God knows why because I’ve had my very own pair for the last … Continue reading

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