Tag Archives: motherhood

Catalogue of Errors

Posted on April 15, 2013 by The Kraken

What in the festering fistful of frig is this? Skulking through The Times last Friday I found myself being assaulted, on page 21, by some of the most enraging column inches I have ever read. See, the paper reported on … Continue reading →

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The Hours

Posted on March 26, 2013 by The Kraken

Ok, That’s it. That’s enough. Look, I know that parenting is the spawning ground of a thousand ludicrous debates but there’s one argument that needs to be kicked in the bollocks and left for dead. No, it’s not whether Cbeebies’ … Continue reading →

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Just Kidding

Posted on March 11, 2013 by The Kraken

You know what, kraken-grabbers, when it comes to parenting I don’t have a single clue about what is going on. Every morning I wake up like an amnesiac, wondering what the fuck that bouncing kid is doing in my house. … Continue reading →

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White Out

Posted on March 6, 2013 by The Kraken

Look, I know Mothers’ Day is racing towards us like a doilie-festooned express train, but I am starting to go bug-eyed at what the nation’s retailers thinks women want for their endless parental efforts. And thanks to the lovely Allie … Continue reading →

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Labelled

Posted on February 19, 2013 by The Kraken

Look, give me a minute, will you? I need to finish breathing into this brown paper bag before I can even start today’s blog post because I am so enraged that I have actually shat out my spleen. See, the … Continue reading →

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