Tag Archives: kids

The Talk

Posted on November 28, 2012 by The Kraken

Whoa there! Far be it from me to tell parents how to rear their young because, frankly, I am doing only a marginally better job of it than a feral cat with brain disease and missing teats. However, this week … Continue reading →

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Shady (the clean version)

Posted on November 7, 2012 by The Kraken

As a special treat to a kraken-lover, the below post has been cleansed of curse words. If you want the original version, replete with all manner of sweariness, check out the original version below. Oh my giddy nibblets. Just when … Continue reading →

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Shady

Posted on November 7, 2012 by The Kraken

Oh my giddy shit. Just when I thought the ability of humans to be crass stopped with Nadine Dorries I was proved wrong by this. Look, as much as I know that millions of people have read Fifty Shades of Grey … Continue reading →

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Storm Clouds

Posted on October 25, 2012 by The Kraken

Kraken-lovers, I am at a crisis point. Yes, yes, another one. You see, Kraken Junior, my four year old spawn, has decided to push me so close to the edge that right now I am dangling from a cliff top … Continue reading →

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Hey, Baby

Posted on October 22, 2012 by The Kraken

Oh my giddy shit. There I was last week, bumbling about in Smyths, the toy store, when I came across something so hideous that I had to regain my composure by rocking back n forth in a hastily constructed nest … Continue reading →

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