Tag Archives: kate middleton

Cover Story

  NB: When I wrote the below post OK magazine hadn’t apologised for being fat-hating wank-tassels. They still haven’t. They have, though, backtracked like steamrollers stuck in reverse. I shall still treat you to my outpourings, however. No, there’s no … Continue reading

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Push!

Speaking as a woman who has seen an entire human head erupt from her screeching vagina, I can honestly say that every single day of my existence I am chuffed to fuck that I am not in labour. That’s why, … Continue reading

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Parental Advisory

  Just in case you hadn’t noticed, any day now brain-mangling screams will be heard from the vicinity of London as Kate Middleton grabs what’s left of Prince William’s hair and tells him to keep his fucking hands to himself. Yes, … Continue reading

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