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Time Please!

Posted on December 12, 2013 by The Kraken

Festive knob-swabbers! If there’s one thing my pained and pus-stained hospitalisation has taught me it is this: that some visitors are such festering nosegays of mutilation that they should be picked off at the hospital gates by armed snipers. I … Continue reading →

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TV Breakdown

Posted on September 5, 2013 by The Kraken

Fuckadoodle-doo. You know what I’ve discovered recently? That there are many and varied downsides to being rushed into hospital with facial cellulitis (gird yourself before you google the images) but none of them as bleak and lobally punishing as the … Continue reading →

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