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Baring All

You know that basic thing you do before you leave the house? Checking yourself in the mirror? Well, I’ll be fucked if I haven’t discovered that there’s a whole sea of people out there who never, ever do it. Yup, … Continue reading

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Festival Hell

You know what I really fucking hate about the Great British summer? The insidious creep of festivals and festival fashion. These wellies reminded me. until a few years ago, if you stumbled to within even ten miles of the Glasto festival … Continue reading

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Hairbrained

When it comes to countryside fun n frolics there’s a particular place for which this kraken family makes a beeline. Now, while said patch of outstanding beauty will remain nameless there is one aspect of this place that I need … Continue reading

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Death rattle

This is going to make me sound like a bring-back-national-service kind of kraken but it’s getting on my tits so must be said. Funerals: what the frig goes through the minds of those who attend them wearing jeans? In the … Continue reading

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