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Cheap Shot

Right. Ok. Hold the fuck on. I’ve just ventured onto a website of such staggerment that you’ll have to give me a minute, not least because my head is now between my knees and I’m puffing into a paper bag. … Continue reading

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Park Life

  You know, as a kraken I don’t weep tears of joy often but I am awash with the drippy little fuckers thanks to the start of the new school term. As much as I delight in the ample madness … Continue reading

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I Spy

Look, as much as I adore technology there are days when I want to take that stick I used to wave at the sun and shove it up someone’s arse. That’s because there are days when technology takes such a … Continue reading

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Word Up

What in the shrinking ballsack of sexist Satan is this? You see, a couple of kraken-lovers have assaulted me with a picture that has only hitherto been found in the Oxford English Dictionary under the definition of ‘arse-seepage’. In fact, … Continue reading

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Poisoned Letter

  Holy fuckaloney. You know, when you become a parent you are told repeatedly that it’s an experience that’s liberally scattered with joys and delight? And yes, that may be true. What the bastards fail to tell you, though, is … Continue reading

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