Category Archives: Personal

Personal Kraken chaos

Face Facts

Posted on April 29, 2013 by The Kraken

Right, you lot. Here’s a bit of news and a lot of relief to kick-off May. I won’t be around for the next week (Ok, no dancing in the back) thanks to a trip I’m going on, namely to a … Continue reading →

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Vote Early, Vote Often

Posted on March 19, 2013 by The Kraken

Right, kraken-fumblers, I’m going to ask you a favour of such fatness that it’d even make Moby Dick get on the scales. See, thanks to your glorious nominations I’m a finalist in the Most Entertaining Blog category of the MADs. … Continue reading →

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The Morning After…

Posted on February 26, 2013 by The Kraken

Whayhey! Have I had my eyes opened? In fact in the last 24 hours I have received such an education that I may well sue the state for letting me get to the age of 41 without receiving this information … Continue reading →

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Smear Tactics

Posted on February 21, 2013 by The Kraken

  You know, kraken-lovers, I thought I’d got to that time of life where little dilemmas could be dealt with by wondering what the fuck the fuss is about. When you get to the age of 41 you stop giving … Continue reading →

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Dear Nadine…

Posted on February 15, 2013 by The Kraken

  Right, you lot. Indulge me for a day, will you? See, this week I decided to tell Tory MP and truck of blathering horse flobber, Nadine Dorries, all about my uterus. After all, she has become the gynaecological doyenne … Continue reading →

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