Category Archives: Personal

Personal Kraken chaos

Love Boat

As you can imagine, kraken-lovers, it takes a lot to creep me out, not just because I am an underwater creature of wrath and the scourge of mouth-breathers the world over but because in my spare time I like to … Continue reading

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Blood Sisters

  Look, if you have read this blog for any length of time you’ll know by now that I’m not shy when it comes to discussing bodily functions. In fact, most of my posts contain some reference or other to … Continue reading

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Seeing Red

Kraken-lovers, you will struggle to believe this but it has recently been brought to my attention that I have an anger problem. In fact, this alleged anger problem has been known to manifest itself right here on my blog, apparently … Continue reading

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Man Talk

  It seems that I am having one of those weeks where the only remedy to my distress is to pluck at my own eyeballs with a gravy-stained chipfork. However, I am also aware that what I am about to … Continue reading

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Sofa Sale

  Oh, for the love of fuck! We are only days into 2014 and I am already struggling to divest myself of the urge to climb through my laptop screen so that I can go on an internet shooting spree. … Continue reading

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