Category Archives: Public

When you’re surrounded by idiots

Holy Moly

Posted on May 22, 2013 by The Kraken

*I have just been reliably informed that the story upon which this post is based is a spoof story. I know, I know, I am a festering dilbert. Still feel free to read it, though. No, really. You know, one … Continue reading →

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Field of Dreams

Posted on May 21, 2013 by The Kraken

  What in the giddy dribbles of knackersackery is this? Remember when you knew summer was coming because your parents finally allowed you to take off your kagoole? And then because you found yourself barking about the price of sunblock … Continue reading →

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Toss-ectomy

Posted on May 16, 2013 by The Kraken

You know what? The moment I read the headlines about Angelina Jolie sacrificing her boobage for her health I knew that the world’s arse-marbles would crawl out of the virtual skirtingboard to bemoan the demise of their favourite toss material. … Continue reading →

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Brave Heart

Posted on May 15, 2013 by The Kraken

Another day, another globule of trickling arse-flannel from Disney. Look, you kraken-lovers should know by now that the ubiquitous Disney princesses have the same impact upon my blood pressure as a blocked artery. I never believed that anything so  inane … Continue reading →

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Head Count

Posted on May 14, 2013 by The Kraken

  Hot balls! I’ve seen some bollocks being passed off as journalism in my time but last week something in The Times caught my eye and rendered me so enraged that the paper later had to be retrieved from the … Continue reading →

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