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It’s not so much a goodbye…

  Right then, Kraken-lovers. I have a nadge-worth of news for you. You have to prepare yourself though. Those of you who love me may have to be sedated while those of you who hate me may invert yourselves with … Continue reading

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Time to Grow Up

For the love of fuck, kraken-lovers, you know much I adore Facebook but there are times when I want to track down Mark Zuckerberg and tie him to stake forged from mousemats before driving sharpened chip forks through his scrotal … Continue reading

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Time Out!

Kraken-lovers, it may have come to your attention that the annual celebration of cheap chocolate is almost upon us. That’s why you won’t be hearing from me for another fortnight. No, not because I’ll be belly-up on the sofa with … Continue reading

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Mind Readers

Look, kraken-lovers, I can appreciate that you may be sick to fuck of reading about sexism on this here blog every day but – excuse me while I present you with my trump card – I’m sick to fuck of … Continue reading

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Devilish Intent

What in the conurbation of towering fucktoids is this? See, a promotional vid for the film Devil’s Due has been viralling itself all over t’web. It’s about a devil baby attacking New York. Said vid follows a remote controlled pram … Continue reading

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